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The-Dark-Reviewer

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The-Dark-Reviewer

Age/Gender: 23, Male
Location: the UK
Job: colleger, whatever

hi there, i've started out on flash and would like you to join me on an epic journey, to see the secrets and dark secrets of making a Flash movie, with your very own hands! The heart-stopping, spine-tingling legend that is A FLASH MOVIE! JOIN ME, MINIONS!

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10/31/07

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The-Dark-Reviewer

wow, check it out!

Posted by The-Dark-Reviewer Mar. 15, 2008 @ 2:06 PM EDT

i think you know what's this? Okay, if you don't, this is a chinese character. I don't know how to read it, but it's some meaning like "ninja".... or, "the way of the ninja"... i dunno. But it looks good to me. I stumbled upon this b accident wile searching on Google. soz

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here's this...

Posted by The-Dark-Reviewer Feb. 15, 2008 @ 9:45 AM EST

i dunno, but have you heard that Stamper said MindChamber was dead? llol i couldn't believe at first, then i realised it may be true. lol just kiddin'

review time: Graphics suck, poor music and where he hell there's no sound. So sorry, but you get 0/10 and 0/5

REMEMBER, NO ONE WANTS THEIR SUBMISSION TO BE BANNED.

"Eat this!" sez Bush.

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Updated: 02/15/08 9:47 AM 2 comments | Log in to comment! | Share this!
The-Dark-Reviewer

well...

Posted by The-Dark-Reviewer Feb. 6, 2008 @ 5:46 AM EST

Cool. Like, yea, cool. Happy day, people.

By the way, does anybody play this game? It's a replica of Counter-Strike and available in some countries only. But what the hell, Counter-Strike actually has better graphics than this game, I admit. But hey, when your computer is like 12 years old you can only turn to these games.

(Name of the game at lower right corner of pic)

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"You got < ONE MISSED CALL >" WTF LMAO

Posted by The-Dark-Reviewer Jan. 1, 2008 @ 4:58 AM EST

That was what the title says anyway... "One Missed Call"... yea. It's pretty amazing how the freaks have mouths for eyes... lmao. it's kinda funny if you asked me... I FUCKIN' LOVE THE RINGTONE!

Here's what happened: Me and my friends were watching some other shit, then when we came out I called my brother, asking him to call 5 minutes later. Because I made my phone have the One Missed Call thingy as the ringtone, the phone suddenly rang, then my friend was like "OMG, don't answer you faggot" I was like "If i don't answer it, it will really be < ONE MISSED CALL >" Then I went to answer the phone. My friend Alexis qickly took the phone and threw it on the ground. LMAO then it was sent to be repaired... WTF F*** YOU ALEX-IS GAY LOL WTF

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oh my god, attempting death...

Posted by The-Dark-Reviewer Dec. 27, 2007 @ 1:35 PM EST

Hey, there may be someone who needs his post to look at. check it out

do feel sorry for him

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The-Dark-Reviewer

SICK SON OF A - - (X'mas special)

Posted by The-Dark-Reviewer Dec. 25, 2007 @ 1:25 PM EST

DANGIT I HAD TEH SHIT FOR XMAS!

OMFG BELTS BELTS AND BELTS!! LMAO

what did YOU get for this holiday?
wahaha, the belts weren't mine, they were my bro's so i'm expressing his anger here LMAO

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Updated: 12/25/07 1:27 PM 0 comments | Log in to comment! | Share this!
The-Dark-Reviewer

Ask yourself, "Would you read this?"

Posted by The-Dark-Reviewer Dec. 25, 2007 @ 7:40 AM EST

wahahahaha i PWN all at Halo! PLay @ XBox Live, give name & challenge! ME IS HARDGUN

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PLEASE PLEASE READ THIS, ON FLASH

Posted by The-Dark-Reviewer Dec. 4, 2007 @ 7:59 AM EST

OMFG OMFG i am doing a flash for my college project, my team sux balls and i just started out on Flash recently, tell me where to find sounds and a music/soundtrack (optional, shitBOM) and you may live to be my pet.

SO, GIMME THE SITES THAT PROVIDES SOUNDS AND MUSIC AND WHATEVER YOU SEE IN FLASH AND BE MY LOL PET!

if i think it rox my ass, i'll submit it here

and btw not to be offensive, but THERE ARE COCK-SUCKING POLICTICANS AT BAY

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Updated: 12/04/07 8:02 AM 2 comments | Log in to comment! | Share this!