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The-Dark-Reviewer

Age/Gender: 23, Male
Location: the UK
Job: colleger, whatever

hi there, i've started out on flash and would like you to join me on an epic journey, to see the secrets and dark secrets of making a Flash movie, with your very own hands! The heart-stopping, spine-tingling legend that is A FLASH MOVIE! JOIN ME, MINIONS!

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Exp. Points: 120 / 180
Exp. Rank #: 180,876
Voting Pow.: 3.68 votes

BBS Posts: 1 (0 per day)
Flash Reviews: 162
Music Reviews: 0
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Score: 10
da adventures of pico 3

"hahaha LOLK"

date: May 28, 2008

that was total randomness! I loved it!
And remember, sheer randomness = excellence!

LMAO.

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Score: 5
MTC: Plane Blastin'!

"well..."

date: May 28, 2008

you got the great skills to make an epic game but not this type. When the laser said "charging", i clicked once and the word FULL was seen on top of the cannon for the next few moments and I was unable to shoot. Fix this bug thing and make a cooler game plz lol

May 28, 2008

Author's Response:

I noticed the bug turn up last night when I was trying to reprograme it to have TWO shoots not one. But I'm a shitty programmer and ended up screwing up the shooting. :C

The fixed version is just going through approval. It'll be uploaded soon. ^^

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Score: 9
GLIP

"wut"

submission: GLIP
date: May 6, 2008

What's the problem with the cheese? He grows arms and leggin's and demands for keys. Why di he even cut off part of that guy's head? It's the randomness that makes it good. lol

I liked the end where they talked about dicks.
"...said wow that's a big dick!"
"She actually said that?"
"well, no, i said it to her"
"You've talked about your own dick?"
"......"

LMAO hilarious stuff there! Gr8 job d00d

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Score: 10
Tankmen Infinity

"wowzerz!"

submission: Tankmen Infinity
date: May 5, 2008

At the starting, the preloader had given a clue that the rest of the work will be PERFECT! And it was extremely funny! I love it! Awesome with the lip-synching stuff and smooth animation!

Funny parts that got me laughing the heck out:
"Fucking Hell! Fucking fucker fuck, etc."
"Shut the Fuck up!"
"Please, please! You're getting my mind off Steve!"

"Got the pictures, sir."
"Good work, soldier. I can't wait to see 'em. I hope she's one fine piece of ass."
"WTF you looking at?"

"OOOOH~ I'm Bill, I'm DEEAD, etc."
"OH SHIT! OMG YOU ASSHOLES ARE GROSS!"
*kills himself*
"Good work! You scared away that sniper!"
"Huh?"

"Hey, isn't that Bill?"
*shows body*
"Lucky Bastard."

"Ah! Dammit, those bastards are attacking!"
*BOOM*
"Ah! AssFuckers!"
"I fuck asses."
*bang*

LMAO this is the funniest thing I've come across and i'm going to watch it damn lotsof times!

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Score: 9
We are the ONE.

"yes... well"

submission: We are the ONE.
date: May 5, 2008

This is a pretty well-done flash... i like it! but, agreeing with Woolybear, i think you shouldn't just have people going against violence because of this Flash. Though it somehow says that the enemy also have their own families and stuff, and they showed love, this doesn't mean they would throw guns away and go on a vacation! Even the Sept 11th incident, instead of doing repentance work, they even sent a video showing that they WILL strike again. I mean, what good is that? No place is safe, and that's true. Our country WILL be struck by terrorists, no doubt. It is only a matter of time. So, review complete.

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Score: 9
Madness Wootification

"nice work"

date: May 3, 2008

This is pretty much like the original work of Krinkels... it's well-done! I liked the way you added humor into the violence. Like Santa appearing and disappearing and some bandaged guy flying in and saving the guy's ass. lol well it's good

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Score: 9
House of 1000 Cats

"wow it's great!"

submission: House of 1000 Cats
date: May 2, 2008

Yes, this is the ONE that's the GREATEST! Yes, i like the movements, and the sketch-like scenes. Animation was smooth, so it's great!

Anyways, why do you need to have a tomb for P-Bot? I thought he was vaporized by the laser thing? Were there any parts of his that were buried? lol no joke. And. he's a robot.

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Score: 9
pigeon

"wut"

submission: pigeon
date: April 29, 2008

wow actually the movement was nice, and the funny-sounding music. but it just shows a face eating pigeons. They are not pancake breakfast! :p I think you'll get ovar the negative reviews. lol

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Score: 10
Mouse Under Siege

"gr8!"

submission: Mouse Under Siege
date: April 16, 2008

i like the mouse concept of the whole gang of stuff comin' up to your mouse, i mean... it's pretty cool, yea? Awesomez!

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Score: 8
Sift Heads 3

"well"

submission: Sift Heads 3
date: April 16, 2008

for a platform-like0game-thing, it's pretty well-off... and, why can't you just put the full game here? is it too big, or what?

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